Sunday, January 24, 2016

jonas

when people said i would have unconditional love for my children, i think they were referring to the fact that i would spend approximately 27 minutes bundling them up for outside...only to have to them come back in 4 minutes later saying they are too cold. (that happened this morning.) the little one also announced after i had her all dressed, "my butt hurts." i said, "your butt hurts?" she said, "take all this off and look at my butt!!! it hurts!!!" (what the hell?) that unconditional love comes into play, because you really want to lose your shit in that moment...but you don't. so we are on like day four of this snowpocolypse and i've noticed that this storm has allowed people to flaunt their drinking habits without judgement. everyone's all like, "it's snowing, so vodka for breakfast is acceptable." we all applaud each other for it as well..it's kinda funny. "you having beer for lunch?!...yep! me too!" i have no idea when we will be able to go back to school, as our road has not even been touched one time by a plow. (not once.) this extra time at home has allowed me to do something i've been dreading for a very long time...and that is clean out the 'nursery' and all the baby crap that i've been hanging on to. yesterday i poured a bloody mary and got busy...but let me tell you it wasn't easy.

the newborn and baby stage with both kids went by like a blur and now that we don't need bottles and bibs anymore, it's time to say goodbye to them. never did i ever think that i would shed a tear while packing up these things, but that's exactly what i did. my stomach was in knots and butch came in at one point and said, "um, are you alright?" i said, "yes!" (no.) this comes after this past week at dance when ella came out of the studio and proudly yelled, "MOMMY! GUESS WHAT?!" i said what! she yelped, "i HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH!" it felt like someone socked me in my stomach. things they don't tell you in the parenting book number 232: a loose tooth will make you feel sad. as a kindergarten teacher, i am a connoisseur of teeth. kids are constantly losing them, talking about losing them, showing me with a big smile when they lose them...it's a weekly occurrence. one time i had to write a heartfelt letter to the toothfairy, because a kid's tooth got lost in the mix of papers on my desk and we couldn't find it! luckily, she accepted my letter and left some loot. (the parent sent me a funny email thanking me as well.) anyways, now that it's my own kid with the wiggly tooth it's just another right of passage/growing up type of thing that caught me off guard. today? a loose tooth. tomorrow? college bound. it all happens too fast.

packing up the bottles and bibs was bittersweet...but the bloody mary did help some. next weekend my parents are bringing down carrie's "big girl bed" and we are putting both girls together in a room. better check back with me next saturday when that happens...because i might be in full motherhood meltdown mode. i have been enjoying the past couple of days being trapped with my kids in the house...and i do mean that whole heartedly. (sorta.) i have to say that my favorite moment from the past coupla days was when carrie was dropping a deuce in the bathroom, and ella sauntered in and sprayed lysol. it accidentally went into carrie's eyes so she was sitting on the toilet screaming with her eyes shut. when i realized what happened i asked ella why she did it. her reply? SHE STINKS! i said, "i don't care if she stinks, you can't spray your sister with LYSOL!" (things i thought i would never say as a parent.) so who knows how many more days will be spent home from school...but i promise you i am already a little stir crazy. there is only so much cleaning and laundry one can do before losing their mind...let's not forget the fact that this storm has not been good for the waistline or the liver, either. i'm about to bundle my kids up for the third time today, so that they can go out and play for another 4 minute jag. with that in mind, i raise my mimosa to winter storm jonas...and also how cute my littlest one looks in snowpants. salud!